By John O'Bryan
At some point a prehistoric man picked up a rock and threw it at anything. And the heritage of guns all started. Comedy author and weapon nerd John O'Bryan relays the freaky highlights of man's centuries-old obsession with weaponry. He hilariously explains the mace, the morning superstar, and the guy catcher, whereas conveying actual information regarding each one weapon: its heritage, makes use of, and badass power. Flipping via history's highlights, readers will find out about Attila the Hun, Genghis Khan, and the "peaceful" Shaolin clergymen. This final compendium of impressive guns can provide the entire strangely real info bound to galvanize anyone who's ever made a gun with their arms and stated, "PEW-PEW-PEW!"
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